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Joke of the Day
"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"
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"What do you call a penis potato? A dictator!"
"Why can't you make a movie with with Jewish people smoking weed? You can't show a group of Jews getting baked"
"Michelle Obama puts her secret lovers number in her phone under Ben Ghazi knowing that by doing so Barack will never search for the truth"
"If you're a Liverpool Fan you are currently doing one of these three things: 1) Defending Gerrard 2) Defending Suarez 3) Kissing your sister"
"Boss: How is the project coming along? Me:*closing browser of sick kick flip videos* Totally rad...icalizing our sales data analysis, Sir."