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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"

"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."

"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"What's black and screams like fuck? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"Thanks for wishing me a Happy Monday, you've changed my entire outlook. I don't hate Monday anymore. I hate you. Happy New Sworn Enemy."

"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"what is the difference between toilet paper and toast Toast is brown on both sides."

"Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking."

"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."