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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"

"Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store"

"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""

"I saw a man the other day arguing with a traffic sign The sign looked incredibly uncomfortable. It really wanted him to Stop."

"Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read? The braille left her lips numb."

"When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch."

"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"Girls say all men are the same. Why they have so many problems choosing one then?!"