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Joke of the Day

"*moon landing* That's one small step for man, one giant leap for updog ""What's updog?"" NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"

"What do you call a deaf lesbian? Earmuff"

"I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever"

"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."

"I bet Anne Franke had the worlds most boring Foursquare account."

"Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water... Not everyone gets it."

"I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating. I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife."

"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""

"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."

"What has wheels and is green? Grass, I lied about the wheels."