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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."

"Why are strip clubs now banned in South Carolina? Because they can't handle anyone else making it rain"

"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"

"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."

"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited because he thinks he's going to be famous online."

"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"

"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."