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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."

"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"

"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."

"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"

"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."

"How is being a middle manager like being stuck in a tree full of monkeys? Whenever you look down, all you see is grinning faces. Whenever you look up, all you see is assholes."

"My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't peeling very well."

"Clitoris A boy asks his dad: ""Daddy, what is a clitoris?"" Dad replies: ""You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue."""