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Joke of the Day

"What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it"

"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."

"Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison."

"What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences."

"inspired by the recent election, i'm going to run for president the first step will be to change my name to ""none of the above""."

"I think we're looking at the NSA spying thing the wrong way, there are potential positives. Soon if you forget your email password you'll be able to ring the CIA and they'll remind you."

"My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"A cheap concert 50 CENT starring Nickleback"

"I cheated on my girlfriend yesterday We were playing Monopoly, she left and I stole some money from the bank. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."