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Joke of the Day

"What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it"

"Chemistry Joke: What is ""Me""+""U""... A rare gathering."

"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."

"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."

"What do you call a frightened nun? A nervous habit"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"

"Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities."

"I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary."

"WIFE: So, is Elon Musk an alien from another galaxy? ME: Nah, an alien would have a name made of random human sounds. Wait"

"Well I guess it's time we change Philip Seymour Hoffman's name to Philip Seeyanomour Hoffman!"