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Joke of the Day

"What's today's date? Germany/Brazil/2016"

"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."

"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."

"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."

"The lobotomist ran off with my wife... And I think he took off with my better half."

"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"

"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."

"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."