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Joke of the Day
"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."
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"our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall"
"What do you call a questionable porcine? A Porque-pine"
"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"
"A girl recognised me This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Mrs. Pac-Man, for 25c she swallowed balls until she died"
"A Man Goes In For His Annual Check-Up With The Doctor The doctor tells him, ""You need to stop masturbating"" The Man Asks ""Why"" The Doctor Replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."
"best joke ever.. HL3 confirmed"