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Joke of the Day

"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."

"BowHead Whales! The problem with Bowhead whales is how narcissistic they are. They just won't stop thinking that they are Right!"

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got a suitable living environment for him, a terrarium with a heat lamp, some small rodents, etc."

"Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano? Having crabs on yer organ!"

"In my experience, people who say ""I'm not trying to be difficult,"" don't really seem to be trying all that hard."

"GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."

"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"

"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."

"A worker named Dave is telling his boss about how he knows everyone A redditor confirms"