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Joke of the Day
"What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme? He just couldn't find the guys angle!"
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"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."
"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"
"Alcohol is best served."
"Me: your freezer went out I had to eat all the ice cream sandwiches Friend: it looks like someone kicked the outlet back into the drywall"
"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."
"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""
"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway? You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY"