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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."
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"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Its going to take me a while to get hard because I was just laid."
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants"
"When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?' She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, ""*does this taste funny to you?*"" The other responds, ""*no.*"""
"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."
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"I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children. I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'."