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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."
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"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."
"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."
"You know what they say about hand jobs and homosexuals... They come hand in hand"
"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."
"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."
"Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020."