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Joke of the Day
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
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"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."
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"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."
"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""
"You know you're diplomatic when... you can tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip."
"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."
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