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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"Friends don't let friends have friends. Be a friend, don't be a friend."

"Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane? I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads.... CORNY JOKES THREAD! OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!"

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower.. and fucking liars."

"Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?"

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building... Who lands first? The brunette. The blond had to stop and ask for directions."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"