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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
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"What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"What did the right eye said to the left? Between me and you, ""something smells""."
"Tits are like Lego bricks... They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."
"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""
"A woman is complaining to her neighbor: - My husband is 300% impotent. - A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%. - Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue."
"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"
"A Russian, an Irishman and a Scott walks into a bar.. Just kidding. They never left the bar in the beginning"
"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"