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Joke of the Day

"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."

"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"

"That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"

"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"

"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."

"Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!"

"What is ""Mary"" short for? She has no legs!"

"FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music..."