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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."

"Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell? because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out"

"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."

"Today holds a lot of meaning to me. Today is the 2 year anniversary that I lost my wife and children I'll never forget that game of cards."

"A toothless termite walked into a tavern ... and said: ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"[How the rap feud started] Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party? 2pac: sure, no biggie Biggie[eavesdropping]: [wipes tears]"

"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."

"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."

"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."