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Joke of the Day

"Today holds a lot of meaning to me. Today is the 2 year anniversary that I lost my wife and children I'll never forget that game of cards."

"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""

"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."

"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"

"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."

"You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship."

"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."

"All microwaveable popcorn packages should be accompanied by dental floss"

"How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but first he has to rewire the entire building."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? ""Captain"" you fucking racist!"