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Joke of the Day
"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."
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"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."
"i'm a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning."
"[God creating hairless cats] How about some foreskin with night vision."
"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."
"How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes? Indifferential."
"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"
"Australians don't have sex.. ...they mate."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? well.... I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."