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Joke of the Day

"Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell? because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out"

"Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth? Because it was accidental."

"What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon? 1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one."

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"

"I was going to make a dubai joke But all the good ones are overused, emirate?"

"""Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes"" - me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out"

"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."

"Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run."