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Joke of the Day

"Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell? because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out"

"When I got back from Vietnam people asked how I could shoot women and children...I told them, ""it's easy you just don't lead as much"""

"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"New evidence suggests that Turkey is now supporting ISIS ... they were pretty pissed off at America after Thanksgiving."

"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""

"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."

"In light of all the recent blond jokes... Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"

"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."