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Joke of the Day
"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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"A Psychic Buying Clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium."
"Drink like a fish and you'll never feel like a fish out of water socially. You might look like one but you'll never feel like one..."
"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."
"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."
"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"
"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."
"I always ask my dad for help Whenever I ask my dad for help with something, he always tells me that I'm a faggot and how should already have a job. I only 30 years old dad, there are child labor laws."
"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."