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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
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"In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros. That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket."
"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."
"NO MORE READING! Yesterday I was reading this article in the newspaper about all the danger of alcohol. It scared the crap out of me!!! So that's it - from this day forward, NO MORE READING!"
"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."
"George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters. (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)"
"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"