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Joke of the Day

"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."

"What do you name a tricky pig? Cunningham"

"How's your baby? Your baby penis!"

"Currently working on an app for lonely people called ""Words With Cats""."

"""I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today."" -Cats"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the outside!"

"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"The North Korean Military"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."