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Joke of the Day
"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"
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"I just punched what I thought was a paparazzi with a long lens. It was an old man with a wheat bread sub. Sorry."
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"
"Companies should use chromosomes in advertising Because sex cells."
"What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks? Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator."
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"
"Like most movies. I show big things in my trailer."
"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."