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Joke of the Day

"whenever u hear a creak at night, dont wory its nothimg scary! its just a reminder that somthing u think is solid like a house actualy moves"

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"How to leave someone on the edge of their seat:"

"Seals are just dog mermaids."

"If you don't order beef for dinner... That's a missed steak."

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."

"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"

"I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid."

"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"