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Joke of the Day

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"CAUGHT ON TAPE: Lint"

"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."

"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."

"My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying. Onions was a great dog."

"I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?"

"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."

"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"

"Guys, P Diddy now wants to be referred to as ""Skiddle Biddle Bo Bee Bop."""

"Isis Isis Babe."