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Joke of the Day
"Why are Mistborns always so thin? Because they're always Burning calories!"
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"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
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"I reverse engineered a time machine... Eureka!"
"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."
"I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding people I know at Starbucks."
"Two dyslexic men walk into a bra."
"Don't know what to do Wife : Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them...."
"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."
"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."