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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"
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"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."
"What do you call Charlie Sheen having sex with his brother? Emilio Incestevez"
"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"
"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."
"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."
"Coworker to me: "" Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You're single with no kids."" Me: "" Exactly."""
"The US is having so many disasters and tragedies Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds. Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!"
"So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all ""This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?"
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with a mirror."