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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"
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"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"
"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"
"I need a new ass Mine's cracked"
"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."
"Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokemon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokemom."
"What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!"
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"I hate Russian dolls... They're full of themselves."