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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Charlie Sheen having sex with his brother? Emilio Incestevez"

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"What do you call a red lemon? a Lenin. ;)"

"Why did /u/JokeOverExplainBot cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad."

"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."

"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"

"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."

"ya i'll have a 6 inch subway club on parmesan oregano ""sir this is the DMV"" uh ya toasted ""sir"" cheddar ""sir, you-"" do u have sun chips"

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."