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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."

"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"

"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"

"A joke from my grandfather who is a Indian man in the United States. Him: ""Muslims are going to vote for trump"" Me: ""Really?"" Him: ""Yeah. They want him to stop their parents from visiting constantly"""

"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who know binary and those who don't."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."

"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"

"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"