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Joke of the Day
"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
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"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."
"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."
"Why shouldn't you commit a crime in front of an Indian women? She's always recording."
"No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall."
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, & acceptance: the five stages of watching them put lettuce on your sandwich at Subway."
"I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule."
"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."