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Joke of the Day

"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."

"Wanna hear a joke? [removed]"

"Password not accepted. I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word ""mypenis"" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer."

"I dont use one of those unfollower sites like a psycho. I use my handwritten list of followers and crosscheck it daily like a NORMAL PERSON!"

"Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window"

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"

"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"

"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."

"""Oh, really?"" one man to another: A: ""You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"" B: ""Oh, really?"" A: ""No, O'Reilly"""