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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."
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"*job interview* ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."""
"For an extra $20, you can purchase a mountain bike instead of a Kia."
"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""
"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"
"What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!"
"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"
"What's a mathematician's favorite drug? dx/dc"
"Hey baby, are you a space archaeologist? Because there's gonna be a bone for you to discover in Uranus"