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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."
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"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."
"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."
"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."
"TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place."
"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."
"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""
"How is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It's not right."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve."