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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow."
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"My son asked me what it's like to be married... So I took his iPod and deleted all of his songs except for one."
"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."
"a haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV"
"What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian"
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"
"I just ate 40 cheese sticks in a row! BAM! Looks like I don't need a ""family"" to get ""value"" out of your stupid bag!"
"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"