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Joke of the Day

"Interesting fact about myself: (1) my penis is not as long as a footlong sub (2) I'm banned from Subway"

"I saw a sign in the book store labelled ""Christian Fiction"" I think we all know where I'm going with this.."

"""And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on"" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046"

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as they can find a way in."

"What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink? Moshing the dishes"

"Why don't Indians like snow? Because it's white and on their land"

"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? A small medium at large."