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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Strap a steak to the ceiling"

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."

"sticks and stones may break my bones but if you say the right words i'd probably break my own bones too"

"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."

"Good friends don't let you do dumb things... alone."

"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"