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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""

"TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer. He never got that nasty mol checked."

"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."

"Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. ""Attempt 7 of 25""."

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"

"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."

"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."

"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."

"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""

"Why don't mathematicians build bridges? Because they'll never be perfect."