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Joke of the Day
"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."
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"Ready to earn money staring at my screen all day so I can afford to go home & stare at my screen all night, repeating the process unto death"
"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""
"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."
"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
"[At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!"
"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"
"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"
"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."