219208

Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car."

"A horse walks into a bar... ...He asks the bartender for a double whiskey. ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender. The horse ponders his whiskey for a moment before he replies, ""My wife has cancer."""

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."

"Bloke walks up and asks ""Do you prefer long legs or short?"", so I reply ""I prefer something in between"""

"Our middle child says we neglect him/her."

"I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai"

"I really didn't like how I look after I shaved off my beard... ...but now it is starting to grow on me."

"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."