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Joke of the Day

"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."

"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."

"Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable."

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."

"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"

"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"

"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"

"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."