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Joke of the Day
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."
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"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"
"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"
"What comes after 69? A funeral"
"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"
"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."
"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"
"Everything is made in China Except babies. They're made in va-chinas"
"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"