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Joke of the Day
"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"
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"[picking name for new puppy] 13: Pixie. 16: Rosie. Wife: Annie. Me: BATMAN!"
"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."
"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."
"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."
"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"
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"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"