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Joke of the Day
"I did really well in my math class My professor said I was on the top of the bell curve."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."
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"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
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"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."