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Joke of the Day

"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."

"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"

"the longest joke in the world http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"

"The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep ""Floors are beneath me"" she explained."

"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."

"a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend he realized they were blank"

"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"

"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""

"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."