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Joke of the Day
"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"
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"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"
"Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken"
"'Joe whats that package ya got today?' ""ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO"" 'Well its about time, right?' ""RIGHT"""
"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"
"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"
"Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point."
"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa."