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Joke of the Day

"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"

"I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges."

"This Post just says it all! It all."

"Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine."

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."

"New cardboard AIDS test if your skin is darker than a piece of cardboard you probably have AIDS."

"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."

"The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things."

"A console gamer walks into a bar... ...only to buy a free drink for 60$ To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob"