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Joke of the Day
"Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction? Because it joins Clauses."
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"you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter"
"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"
"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."
"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"