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Joke of the Day
"Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction? Because it joins Clauses."
Next Joke
"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"
"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."
"I like my women like a like my coffee... With absolutely no pubic hair."
"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."
"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."
"Doctor, How was the surgery? surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!"
"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? Testicles."
"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."