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Joke of the Day
"A foot fetishist had a bad experience in bed He got off on the wrong foot"
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"What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)"
"""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede."""
"What do dyslexic zombies want to eat? Brians"
"Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur"
"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"
"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
"How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years."
"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."