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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."
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"What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels."
"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"
"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."
"Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? Only one of them will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it."
"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."
"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."
"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."
"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"