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Joke of the Day

"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."

"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."

"An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines. He soon felt the *need* for *speed*"

"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"

"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."

"All cicadas must be female because they never shut the fuck up."

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."

"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"