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Joke of the Day

"This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it."

"When you don't finish your sentence"

"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"

"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that."

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."

"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."