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Joke of the Day

"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"

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"Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them."
"What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems."
"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""
"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"
"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."
"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."
"90s kids won't get this . . Social Security benefits. ."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."
"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"