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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"20 blind men walk into a bar *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*"

"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"

"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."

"Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist."

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"

"What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I'm not telling you!"

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"Why can't penguins fly? They're too short to reach the controls of the plane."